I had the craziest thing go on at work the other night. I sit with the elderly and help them with cooking,personal care, shopping, appointments, etc.. I work three nights a week 7p-8a at an elderly couples house. The ohter night at work I got up to go to the restroom and heard the couple  talking. I decided to wait a few min. in the hall to see if they were going to need me for anything.  Oh they did not need me at all. They were doing just fine by them selves!! I could not believe what I heard.

  Man:100 years old and on a walker Lady:93 years old

MAN: Can you feel it  *Sue*?

           Does it feel good?

LADY: Don't say anything. You have to be quiet, that women in their will hear us.

MAN: Well does it feel good?

LADY: in a whispering voice YES

  * I was shocked that I heard all of this. I guess you are never to old to fool around. I went back to bed and put a pillow over my ears so I could block them out.

The next morning the man walked by the lady and grabbed her butt!! I guess he was still in the mood.

What a cute couple!!

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The kids are out of school this week for Thanksgiving. I think  I am going to loose my mind before they go back. Adam and I have class Mon, and Tues. then we are off for the rest off the week. The week started out ok Adrien spent the night with her Granny and went shopping. Cooper stayed home with me and Adam. He is such a good kid when he is w/o Adrien to bug him. Cooper and I decided to go visit my great Granny today. She is recovering from a fall she had the day before Halloween. Cooper calls her Old Granny. It was great to see Cooper and Granny getting along so well. Granny is 90 years old and is still able to play with the little ones. I am so thankful my kids have had the chance to get to know Granny.  We stayed at Grannys for about an hour and a half then headed out to pick up Adrien. We did not make it to far. I had a damn flat tire and a two year old in the back seat. LOVELY! Thank  goodness Adam had not left for class yet. He met me on the side of the road and pumped my tire up so I could make it to his Moms house. My truck is still at Adam's moms house with a flat and I am home alone with the kids. I guess with out stress and drama you would not have a life. Happy Thanks giving everyone!!!

PS I made an 84 on my math test!!! I may not have to take college algebra twice after all!!

        A few days ago we all went to Wal-Mart to  buy  groceries. Cooper was actually pretty good this trip. I did not have to run after him or drag him out of the floor. My husband picked up a can of whipped cream and put it in the buggy. I asked him "what is that for". His reply was "it will be fun".  Two days later Cooper went to the fridge and started asking for cream. I had no clue what he was talking about. I thought he meant icecream,which we out of. I told him "Cooper we are out of icecream, his reply "no not ice cream, I want the fun cream!" Adam and I almost passed out from laughing so hard.  I gave him a hand full of "fun cream" and he was satisfied. I hope he does not go to the store with anyone and ask for "fun cream" when they pass the whipped cream.

Cooper is known for his crazy comments. He goes to a 2 year old program at a church and loves it. On his first field trip his class went on a hay ride. Adam said the teachers were asking kids what songs they would like to sing. Of course most kids wanted to sing twinkle twinkle little star except for my child. He hates kids songs. After every one sang twinkle twinkle little star the teacher asked them what they wanted to sing next. My son yelled out Boom Boom Pow! (by the black-eyed-peas). Adam said one of the parents started laughing at him.

What is the craziest thing your kids or any kid has said or done? (Ange I know you have a list!!)

    I have had an awful day and night. It all started around midnight last night when I began to puke. I will never eat spaghettie again. I puked all night long and finally got to sleep. Not to long after I heard my son calling for me. He had wet through his night time diaper and it was only 2am. I cleaned him up and put him in the bed with his Daddy and went to lay back down on the couch. At six fourty am it was time to get my daughter up for school. I still felt sick so I asked my husband to take her. Yeah right 7am and he is still in bed and my son is up with a dirty diaper. I drag my sick ass up clean him up and take my daughter to school. When I came back home I went to bed for awile while my son was playing in his room. I woke up at 10:45 to check on him. I told him he could not watch TV b/c he pooped in his pants. I guess he got bored and went to sleep. Around 11ish   my husband decided to roll out of bed and study for class. I ate lunch and went back to bed. Adam picked Adrien up from school while Cooper and I stayed in the bed. For some  reason  Cooper has decided he is not potty trained. He continued to go in his pants all day today. I fed him a night snack, bathed him and put him to bed. After that I helped Adrien with her home work and tucked her into bed. It is now 8:50 pm and I am waiting for my husband to come home from class. I can not go to sleep until he gets home. It has been raining all day today and I am worried about him driving home in it. When it rains it pours. Good night Xanga!